i’m in a class (required at my evangelical school lol) called The Life and Teachings of Jesus. Today, we went over the apocryphal gospels. You know, the books that were written that got taken out of the bible. They have a lot of “information” about Jesus. Like how Jesus killed children when he was a child and brought them back to life on the playground. And how Jesus switched souls with an apostle on the cross and then laughed at him on a hill as his apostle died on the cross. there’s like a million books of the bible that didn’t actually make it in the bible. my professor is the most perfect man. he’s the silliest, most blasphemous thing i’ve ever witnessed. in fact, I’m not sure how he’s still teaching at the damn school since he says things like “we’re gonna kill Jesus today, guys! we’re gonna hang him on a cross.” I’m obsessed with him. And I love watching my peers cringe in their seats as he literally destroys everything they (we) knew about the bible. ugh, this semester is the most intensely scary thing for my “religion” and I basically love feeling at ease (FINALLY) in my beliefs that the bible is mainly horse shit followed by more horse shit and topped with a heaping scoop of…horse shit! ugh, this song basically gets it so well. david bazan is the new god-figure. lolz listen to the lyrics. they’re perf.
when we fell || david bazan
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